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Last revised November 29, 2014

Welcome to the Member Agreement. This is a legal agreement between you and Urbandog LLC., doing business as Satori Nation and hereinafter referred to as "Satori Nation." If Satori Nation accepts your Member Sign-up Form, you will become a "Member" having access to the Site and Advisor Services only under the policies, terms and conditions below. For convenience, we will refer to the satorination.com website, phone services and any content therein provided by Satori Nation as the "Site." We will refer to any information, entertainment services and other products or services you may receive from other Members (in their role as Advisors) or their listings on the Site as the "Advisor Services." Members who enter into the Member Agreement and those who solicit or receive Advisor Services from other Members will be referred to as "Members." Members who create listings and/or provide Advisor Services will also be referred to as "Advisors".

The policies, terms and conditions below limit Satori Nation's liability and obligations to you and allow Satori Nation's to change, suspend or terminate your access to and use of the Site and Advisor Services. We urge you to carefully read the following terms and conditions, and all policies referenced below or elsewhere on the Site. The following policies and rules are incorporated into the Member Agreement by reference and provide additional terms and conditions: Advisor Rules Policy, Payment Policy, Privacy Policy, Adult Content Policy, Age Verification Agreement, Feedback Policy, Photo Policy, Anti-Spam Policy and Advisor Forum Policy. To the extent that there are any conflicts between the terms or conditions in such related policies and this Member Agreement, the terms and conditions of the Member Agreement shall govern.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT BY CLICKING THE BUTTON TO CONTINUE ON THE REGISTRATION PAGE, BY USING THE SITE AND ANY ADVISOR SERVICES INCLUDING ANY CONTENT PROVIDED THEREIN, BY INITIATING ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION WITH A MEMBER OR BY POSTING ANY LISTINGS ON THIS SITE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY THIS MEMBER AGREEMENT THAT BINDS YOU IN THE SAME WAY THAT A PAPER CONTRACT BINDS YOU. ALL USE OF THE SITE AND ADVISOR SERVICES IS SUBJECT TO THE TERMS OF THIS MEMBER AGREEMENT AND THE POLICIES, TERMS AND INSTRUCTIONS REFERENCED IN THE SITE, WHICH ARE INCORPORATED AND CONSIDERED AS PART OF THESE TERMS. YOU MUST ACCEPT WITHOUT MODIFICATION ALL OF THE TERMS, CONDITIONS, POLICIES AND NOTICES REFERENCED IN THIS MEMBER AGREEMENT IN ORDER TO ACCESS AND USE THE SITE AND ADVISOR SERVICES. IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT THIS MEMBER AGREEMENT IN ITS ENTIRETY, YOU MAY NOT ACCESS OR USE THE SITE OR ADVISOR SERVICES.

1. Eligibility to use the Site and Advisor Services is limited.

The Site and Advisor Services are available only to persons who are at least eighteen (18) years old and are otherwise capable of forming legally binding contracts under applicable law. Without limiting the foregoing, the Site and Advisor Services are not available to temporarily or indefinitely suspended Members.

You shall not use the Site or become a Member if you are located or reside in a country (a) in which use or participation is prohibited by law, decree, regulation, treaty or administrative act or (b) is prohibited from entering into trade relations with the United States or the United Kingdom or its citizens. Such countries include, without limitation, Afghanistan, Burma, Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Serbia, Sudan, Syria and Yugoslavia

2. You use or provide Advisor Services, and consult with Advisors, at your own risk.

(a) Satori Nation does not provide, produce or control the Advisor Services, or information or exchanges between Members, in any manner. Although Advisor listings may contain verified credentials, the verification services are provided by third parties and Satori Nation does not itself provide any advice, information or entertainment services or other products or services, nor verify, guarantee or make any representations regarding the identity or qualifications of any Advisor. Further, Satori Nation does not make editorial or managerial decisions concerning content, sexually explicit or otherwise. Nor will Satori Nation be held responsible for any Advisor's failure to comply with laws or regulations concerning the content of listings. Instead, Satori Nation acts as a technology service that allows Members to share information, entertainment services or other products or services among themselves. Although Satori Nation helps its Members connect with each other, it does not monitor the advice exchanged, and, as a result, Satori Nation does not control, nor is responsible for, the truth, accuracy, completeness, safety, timeliness, quality, appropriateness, legality or applicability of anything said or written by Members, including without limitation any information contained in Advisor listings or made available through this Site. The Site is not intended for use as a payment service to exchange goods. Satori Nation is not responsible for use or exchange of any information, files or goods between Members. You are solely responsible for, and will exercise caution, discretion, common sense and judgment in, using the Site and Advisor Services, in evaluating the qualifications of, and statements made by, Members in listings or through the Member feedback system, and in disclosing personal information to other Members. Satori Nation recommends that you do not disclose personal contact information to Members. If you do, you do so at your own risk. Satori Nation assumes no responsibility for monitoring any Member feedback or otherwise policing its Members in any way. If you ever believe that a Member has violated the law or is defrauding, threatening or endangering anyone, Satori Nation urges you immediately to contact the police directly for help. In addition Satori Nation does not recommend or encourage Members to use the Site or Advisor Services to solicit other Members to meet with them in person.

(b) Satori Nation does not refer, endorse, recommend, verify, evaluate or guarantee any information, entertainment services or other products or services provided by Advisors or Members, or any specific Member, Advisor or Advisor Services, and nothing shall be considered as a referral, endorsement, recommendation or guarantee of any Advisor or group of Advisors by Satori Nation. You must use your judgment to determine whether to initiate, receive and/or discontinue use of the Advisor Services. Members who initiate, receive and/or discontinue use of the Advisor Services do so entirely at their own risk, and Satori Nation bears no responsibility in this regard. In accordance with its Privacy Policy, Satori Nation does not monitor telephone conversations between Members. However, Satori Nation reserves the right to contact Members and without revealing its identity, in order to evaluate compliance with the rules and policies set forth in this Member Agreement and to take other action as set forth in the Privacy Policy. Therefore, we urge you to review and understand the Privacy Policy. As part of this Member Agreement you are agreeing to the terms and conditions set forth in the Privacy Policy and are obliged to abide by the agreements contained in that document.

(c) If you have a dispute with another Member, or suffer any harm arising out of or connected with any Advisor Services, you hereby waive all claims against and release Satori Nation (and its subsidiaries, employees, officers, directors, shareholders, suppliers, joint venturers and agents) from any and all liability for claims, demands, damages (actual and consequential), costs and expenses (including litigation costs and attorneys' fees) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way connected with any Advisor Services or with regard to such disputes. If you are a California resident, you waive your rights under California Civil Code 1542, which states, "A general release does not extend to claims which the creditor does not know or suspect to exist in his favor at the time of executing the release, which if known by him must have materially affected his settlement with the debtor." Residents of other states and nations waive their rights under analogous laws, statutes or regulations.

3. Satori Nation may modify this Member Agreement, or suspend or terminate your use of the Site, at any time without notice to you.

(a) Satori Nation reserves the right in its sole discretion to modify or discontinue the Site, or modify the terms and conditions of your use of the Site, without notice. All modified terms and conditions will be effective thirty (30) days after they are initially posted on the Site. Changes to the Payment Policy are effective after Satori Nation provides Advisors with at least fourteen (14) days notice of the changes by emailing Advisors. If any modification is not acceptable to you, your only recourse is to cease using the Site and Advisor Services. By continuing to use the Site or any Advisor Services following any posting of a new Member Agreement or policies on the Site, you accept and agree to be bound by the new Member Agreement or policies.

(b) Without limiting other remedies, Satori Nation may at any time suspend or terminate your membership and refuse to provide access to the Site without reason or notice to you. In addition, Satori Nation may notify your bank and/or authorities or take any actions it deems appropriate without notice to you, (i) if Satori Nation suspects that you have failed to comply with any provision of this Member Agreement or any policies or rules established by Satori Nation; (ii) if Satori Nation is unable to verify or authenticate any billing or payment information you provide to Satori Nation; or (iii) if Satori Nation suspects that your actions may be illegal or cause liability, harm or disruption for you, other Members, Satori Nation or the Site. You have the right to cancel your membership in Satori Nation by filling out the Customer Support form and selecting "Cancel Account" in the subject line. Any suspension, termination or cancellation will not affect your obligation to pay any amounts due to Satori Nation.

4. The Site is only a venue for Member listings.

Satori Nation acts only as an interface to facilitate communications initiated between Members. As a Member, you are not an employee, agent or contractor of Satori Nation, and you shall not represent that you are any of the foregoing. You are solely responsible for all equipment necessary to access and use the Site and Advisor Services, and for reporting and payment of all taxes associated with fees transferred to you by Satori Nation.

6. In using or accessing the Site or Advisor Services, you agree to comply with the following:

(a) You (as a Advisor providing Advisor Services) are solely responsible for the content provided and the content on listings created under your Member account.

(b) You (as a Member receiving Advisor Services) will not record or otherwise store any live or pre-recorded voice Advisor Services that you receive through the Site. You (as an Advisor providing Advisor Services) will not record or otherwise store any calls you conduct with a Member. Notwithstanding the foregoing, Advisors may provide pre-recorded voice Advisor Services (each, a "Recorded Listing" as described further on the Help page of the Site) to Members in accordance with the Advisor Rules Policy.

(c) You will not use the Site for any purpose that is unlawful, fraudulent or contrary to this Member Agreement and the policies of Satori Nation, and you will cooperate fully with Satori Nation to investigate any suspected unlawful, fraudulent or improper activity, including but not limited to granting authorized Satori Nation representatives access to any password-protected portions of your Member account.

(d) You will not solicit or provide advice, directly or through writings, as to the value of securities or as to the advisability of investing in, purchasing or selling securities or any report or analysis concerning securities.

(e) You will conduct all for-fee communications that you have with other Members only through the Site, and you will not circumvent or attempt to circumvent the Site using third-party payment services.

(f) You will not use the Site in any manner that harasses another Member or could interfere with any other party's use or enjoyment of the Site. You will respect the privacy of others and not use the Site for unwelcome, rude or abusive communications.

(g) You will not attempt to gain unauthorized access to any Member account information, computer systems or networks associated with the Site.

(h) You will not attempt to obtain any information or materials relating to the Site through any means not intentionally made available through the Site.

(i) You will not "frame," "mirror" or otherwise copy any portion of the Site without Satori Nation's express written authorization.

(j) You will continue to provide true, accurate and complete payment registration information and will maintain as current and promptly update your personal contact information that you provide to Satori Nation, as applicable. You will not use false identities or impersonate any other person or use a name that you are not authorized to use.

(k) You will not use the Site to solicit Members, to promote any product or services other than the information services described in your Member listing which are provided through the Site, to provide any product or services related to, claiming success with or offering information regarding lottery numbers or for purposes of multi-level marketing proposals (for example, offering to help participants "get rich quickly," "lose weight now" or "make money surfing the Web").

(l) You will not transmit "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters" or unsolicited mass distribution of email or bulletin board postings, or transmit solicitation for employees, consultants, contractors or for participation on other websites. See our Anti-Spam Policy for further information.

(m) You will not use the Site to promote bonus items, giveaways, random drawings, prizes, contests or games of chance.

(n) You will not take any actions which may undermine the Member referral system, or the Member feedback system used to solicit feedback from Members, including without limitation leaving positive feedback for yourself or other Members, using secondary Member names or third parties or leaving negative feedback if a Member fails to perform some action that is outside the scope of the services described in his or her Member listing.

(o) You will not create obscene, offensive, tasteless, defamatory or hateful Member names or content for listings.

(p) You will adhere to all applicable laws and regulations governing your actions in connection with the Site and (as a Advisor providing Advisor Services) are responsible for meeting the requirements of applicable record keeping laws, including, but not limited to, meeting the requirements of 18 U.S.C. 2257 and related regulations.

(q) You authorize the Site to charge an additional Processing Charge on all credit card transactions on the Site.

(r) You will not encourage or instruct any other individual to do any of the foregoing or to violate any term of the Member Agreement and Satori Nation policies.

7. As between the parties, Satori Nation shall retain all ownership in the Site including all URLs and any content created or derived from the Site.

You shall and hereby do assign to Satori Nation all right, title and interest in and to any material, ratings, suggestions and/or comments submitted by you as part of the Member feedback system. You grant Satori Nation the right to use or reference your Member name on the Site and elsewhere to promote the Site without your consent or compensation to you.

8. If you act as a Advisor, you will comply with and be subject to Satori Nation's Advisor Rules Policy and Payment Policy.

Satori Nation's Advisor Rules Policy and Payment Policy are available on the Advisor Rules Policy and Payment Policy pages, and are incorporated into this Member Agreement by reference.

10. Satori Nation disclaims any warranties or representations regarding the Site and Advisor Services.

THE SITE AND ANY ADVISOR SERVICES OR GOODS OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITH NO WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. Satori Nation AND ITS SUPPLIERS EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, REGARDING THE SITE, ADVISOR SERVICES AND ALL COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN MEMBERS MADE THROUGH THE SITE, INCLUDING ANY IMPLIED WARRANTY OF QUALITY, AVAILABILITY, MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. In addition, Satori Nation makes no representation or warranty that the operation of the Site will be error free. Some states do not allow the exclusion of warranty, so the above exclusions may not apply to you.

11. Satori Nation's liability for your access to and use of the Site and Advisor Services is limited and you are responsible for your use of the Site.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL Satori Nation OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH USE OF THE SITE OR ADVISOR SERVICES, WHETHER OR NOT Satori Nation HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. WITHOUT LIMITING THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, Satori Nation AND ITS SUPPLIERS' AGGREGATE LIABILITY TO YOU ARISING WITH RESPECT TO THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (a) THE TOTAL FEES ACTUALLY EARNED BY Satori Nation FROM YOU (AFTER PAYMENTS TO ADVISORS AND OTHER THIRD PARTIES) IN THE PREVIOUS TWELVE (12) MONTHS, AND (b) ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($100). Satori Nation WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF ANY INTERRUPTIONS OR ERRORS. Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation and exclusions may not apply to you. YOU FURTHER AGREE TO HOLD HARMLESS, DEFEND AND INDEMNIFY Satori Nation, AND ITS EMPLOYEES, SUBSIDIARIES, AGENTS AND REPRESENTATIVES, FROM AND AGAINST ANY LIABILITY ARISING FROM OR IN ANY WAY RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR PROVISION OF ADVISOR SERVICES, INCLUDING ANY LIABILITY OR EXPENSE ARISING FROM ALL CLAIMS, LOSSES, DAMAGES (ACTUAL AND CONSEQUENTIAL), SUITS, JUDGMENTS, LITIGATION COSTS AND ATTORNEYS' FEES, OF EVERY KIND AND NATURE, KNOWN AND UNKNOWN, FORESEEABLE AND UNFORSEEABLE, DISCLOSED AND UNDISCLOSED. In each case, Satori Nation will provide you with written notice of such claim, suit or action. Satori Nation shall have the right to withhold payments to you to offset liabilities and expenses covered hereunder.

12. Satori Nation prohibits the unauthorized use of copyrighted materials and trademarks.

YOU SHALL NOT USE THE SITE OR ITS ADVISOR SERVICES TO TRANSMIT, ROUTE, PROVIDE CONNECTIONS TO OR STORE ANY MATERIAL THAT INFRINGES COPYRIGHTED WORKS, TRADEMARKS, OR OTHERWISE VIOLATES OR PROMOTES THE VIOLATION OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS OF ANY THIRD PARTY.

Satori Nation has adopted and implemented a policy, stated below, that provides for the termination in appropriate circumstances of Members who infringe or are believed to be infringing the rights of copyright holders or of holders of federally registered trademarks (and unregistered trademarks in certain circumstances).

Satori Nation Copyright and Trademark Related Policy:

If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please provide Satori Nation's Copyright Agent listed below with the following information required under 17 U.S.C. 512:

(a) A physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed; _(b) Identification of the copyright work claimed to have been infringed, or, if multiple copyrighted works at a single online site are covered by a single notification, a representative list of such works at the Site; _(c) Identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled, and information reasonably sufficient to permit Satori Nation to locate the material; _(d) Information reasonably sufficient to permit Satori Nation to contact the complaining party, including a name, address, telephone number and, if available, an email address at which the complaining party may be contacted; _(e) A statement that the complaining party has a good-faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law; and _(f) A statement that the information in the notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.

(a) A physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the registered trademark owner; _(b) Information reasonably sufficient to permit Satori Nation to contact the registered trademark owner or its authorized agent, including a name, address, telephone number and, if available, an email address; _(c) Identification of the trademark(s) claimed to have been infringed, including a copy of each relevant federal trademark registration certificate(s); _(d) Information reasonably sufficient to permit Satori Nation to identify the use being challenged by the registered trademark owner; _(e) A statement that the registered trademark owner has not authorized the challenged use, and that the registered trademark owner has a good-faith belief that the challenged use is not authorized by law; and _(f) A statement that the information in the notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is the registered trademark owner or is authorized to act on behalf of the registered trademark owner.

13. Links to Other Websites.

The Site may provide links to websites other than Satori Nation. Such links are provided for reference only, and Satori Nation neither controls such websites nor endorses any of the material on any such websites or any association with their operators.

14. No Assignment.

You shall not assign this Member Agreement or assign any rights or delegate any obligations hereunder, in whole or in part, whether voluntarily or by operation of law, without the prior written consent of Satori Nation. Any such purported assignment or delegation by you without the appropriate prior written consent of Satori Nation will be null and void and of no force or effect, unless otherwise expressly consented to by Satori Nation at its sole and absolute discretion. Satori Nation may assign this Agreement or any rights hereunder without your consent.

15. Relationship of the Parties.

Notwithstanding any provision hereof, for all purposes of this Member Agreement each party shall be independent and act independently and not as a contractor, partner, joint venturer, agent, employee or employer of the other and shall not bind nor attempt to bind the other to any contract.

16. Arbitration.

Any controversy or claim arising out of or relating to this Member Agreement, the breach thereof or its subject matter shall be settled by binding arbitration in accordance with the consumer commercial arbitration rules of the American Arbitration Association. The decision of the arbitrator shall be final and unappealable. The arbitration shall be conducted in New York, NY, and judgment on the arbitration award may be entered in any court having jurisdiction thereof. Notwithstanding anything to the contrary, Satori Nation, the Member or any other party to the arbitration may at any time seek injunctions or other forms of equitable relief from any court of competent jurisdiction.

17. Phone Conversations.

Calls conducted on Satori Nation telephony systems may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.

18. Client Feedback.

Client feedback may be used for promotional purposes

19. Newsletters.

By agreeing to become a member of Satori Nation, you agree to receive periodical newsletters, and promotions from Satori Nation.

20. Miscellaneous.

If any provision of this Member Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable, such provision shall be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remaining provisions shall be enforced. Satori Nation's failure to act with respect to a breach by you or others does not waive Satori Nation's right to act with respect to subsequent or similar breaches. The failure of Satori Nation to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these terms and conditions shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. This Member Agreement shall be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the laws of the State of New York. The parties acknowledge that this Member Agreement evidences a transaction involving interstate commerce. The Federal Arbitration Act shall govern the interpretation, enforcement and proceedings pursuant to the arbitration clause in this Member Agreement. You agree that this Member Agreement and the Member rules and restrictions and policies contained herein, and Satori Nation's enforcement thereof, are not intended to confer and do not confer any rights or remedies upon any person other than you and Satori Nation. This Member Agreement together with the rules and policies of Satori Nation constitutes the entire agreement between Satori Nation and you with respect to the subject matter hereof.

You must be 18 years of age or older to schedule an advisor session. An Advisors session are not meant to replace the services or advise of a physician, psychiatrist, counselor, financial advisor, attorney or any other trained professional. All information provided within a reading are for entertainment purposes only.

21. Refund and Cancellation Policy

All sales for services on this website are final. At any time a client may request to close their account on this webiste by using the contact form at http://satorination.com/contact/contact.php. If a client is dissatisfied with the service provided by this website, they may request a one-time refund upto $25. Processing charges are non-refundable. Satori Nation will use its discretion on whether or not to grant the one-time refund request.

22. Candles, Spells and Energy work

All products and services are sold as curios only. Services and products are provided to those over 18 years of age and are protected under the Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993 and the International Religious Freedom Act of 1998 (H.R. 2431). Practice safety and use your own free will. Oseaana has had countless successes with her spellwork, however customers and clients must know that the final result is left up to The Creator. By using these services and/or purchasing these products you agree that you are not entitled to a refund or financial restitution; for you are purchasing supplies. These supplies and services are for entertainment purposes only by law.